Avert thine eyes.

And hold thy breath.

You mean, particle board construction isn't considered fine furniture?

Huh.

Why Geometry 101 is nice in theory, but a complete and total lie in real life.

It's not coincidence that mental institutions have white walls.

And contrary to popular opinion, you will not be struck by lightning for painting a ceiling purple.

One of the most successful and well-done projects we've done so far. And undoubtedly the most economical.

The fact that we didn't do any of the actual work probably had something to do with that.

Because when you have a half-dozen projects in progress, and another dozen not yet started, the thing to do is redo a project you've already completed.

Picasso painted on canvas. Rodin sculpted with clay.

We? Decorate furniture.

Artwork inspired by an electrical permit.

Stranger things have happened.

Before, during, and after. Though if we keep redoing completed projects for the hell of it, the "after" is relative.