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November 02, 2006

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

luba grand puba

 

law degree...who needs one?

First, I can't take credit for the title.  It's all Sal.  He has a knack for such things, which is why I cut him so much slack when he's spent the evening watching FoodTV and I've spent four fruitless hours in front of the computer in a vain attempt to write that month's issue of The Hallway with nothing to show for it but "Let's see, what did we do this month and why do I always start an issue this way when I know it's going to end in a complete rewrite anyway and probably the hurling of office paraphernalia onto the floor in a fit of frustrated rage?"  And then he just swoops in with his clever little titles that are sure to make everyone laugh and I just want to smack him with a paperback thesaurus but I can't because he's so damn charming and it really is a good title.

Wait, what were talking about?

Oh right, LUBA.  If you've been reading -- or at least skimming -- the newsletter since Fall 2002, you know that in addition to all the usual insanity that is SOP in the Hall household, we have been inextricably entangled in an honest-to-God legal battle with a developer who wants to put a thirty-five unit, five story -- FIVE fuh-reakin'-STORY -- building across the street.  Possibly as much as seven stories, depending on which of two courses the developer chooses.  Along with a handful of neighbors, we've managed to successfully keep this from happening thus far and intend to keep going until one of two things happens:  1) the thing is restricted to our collective satisfaction or 2) we're all stone dead.

Just to recap, "LUBA" stands for Land Use Board of Appeals, which is the state judicial body that governs land use (duh) disputes.  Boiling down our particular dispute:  sleazy developer wants to build the aforementioned five story monstrosity, the neighborhood says, "Uh, I don't think so, Sparky", a series of hearings before the City follow, then the mysterious rituals of appeal to LUBA with codewords like "NITA" and "intervenor", then a win, remand to the City, a flurry of parking analysis and testimony, a predictable ruling against us from the City... and we were back at LUBA. And then LUBA remanded to the City again, meaning we get to lather, rinse, repeat, apparently ad infinitum.

So, our little group of land-use guerrilla fighters -- the LUBA-nators, as Julie has termed us -- is now going through the familiar motions. Again. Since it's become such a significant part of our life, we thought it was time you saw some of what we're talking about.  Admittedly, you would have to be pretty damn bored to find this as interesting as we do, but such boredom does happen and hey, that's what this website is all about.

1.23.04 update

Our fight is over.  Two words: WE WON!

The developer our neighborhood has been fighting for over two years has withdrawn his zone change application, citing our recent win at LUBA that remanded the decision back to City Council as the reason and saying that he didn’t want to face yet another round at the City and LUBA.

There will not be a five story building going up across the street, thanks to the tremendous efforts of members of the Cathedral Park neighborhood, and most especially due to the unfailing effort of Deb, Erik, and Julie, who, along with Sal and I, comprise the "LUBA-nators". Together, we've successfully fought the developer through five City Council hearings, two LUBA filings/hearings, and two City Council remands. Together, we've proved that sometimes, the good guys really do win.

 

chronology

  • October 20, 2002: the (in)famous legal brief to LUBA. We won the first and fourth assignments of error.

  • January 26, 2003:  the proposed development we're fighting. This is a to-scale "blackout" of the development taken from the St. Johns Bridge. It's based on what the city code will allow for the approved zone change and approximated to scale according to the size of surrounding structures. Our house, which can normally be seen from the bridge, is completely obliterated by the big black box.

  • February 23, 2003: demand analysis. This is the analysis of the numbers collected and presented at the February 27th City Council remand hearing. The following files provided foundation for the analysis:

  • March 12, 2003: demand analysis addendum. This is a short analysis submitted at the March 13th hearing based on extensive additional data collected between the first and second hearings. It provides even more substantiation of our case.

  • June 19, 2003: my brief for the second LUBA appeal, filing as a petitioner-intervenor (which just means I filed on Deb's side -- the petitioner -- as a secondary party).

  • December 18, 2003: LUBA rules on the case, partially sustaining one of Deb's arguments, one of Erik's, and two of mine, thus remanding it to the City of Portland.

  • January 23, 2004: the developer withdraws his application from the City Planning department, citing the difficult fight put up by the neighborhood as his reason. General merriment at the neighborhood pub ensues.

  • February 22, 2004: the LUBA-nators celebrate in proper style.  See the pictures, read about the party.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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